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Sabtu, 6 Ogos 2011

The Italian Who Went To Malta

( Must read with Italian accent )

One day, ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her, I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man on the desk say, " Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.


*** Aku tak tau sape la yang reka menda alah ni...apa-apa pun aku gelak sampai berguling-guling.....

3 ulasan:

Cikli berkata...

nasib baik bukan yang mafia

Edy Fee berkata...

kahakhakaha
ape kes la citer...mengong je..lucu2

Che Mid berkata...

He he dan citer ni mampu buat Che Mid tersenyum... emm apa khabar orang kampung?

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